In Case You Arent Dying Fast Enough: Burger King Set To Introduce 2520 Calorie NY Pizza Burger

With the KFC Double Down getting all that attention (and sales success), we were bound to get more garish imitators with more calories than our wildest imaginations. And this is the latest heir to the fattiest food itemthrone…the NY Pizza Burger, a new Burger King sandwich which features four Whoppers and a bevy of pizza toppings.

The NY Daily News reports:

The NY Pizza Burger, expected to debut early next month in midtown, features a gut-busting four broiled Whopper burgers.

It’s topped with pepperoni, mozzarella and marinara sauce, all stacked on a 9-1/2-inch sesame seed bun. The burger is cut into six pizza-style slices, allowing diners to share the agita and the ecstasy.

The massive meal will join the menu at the Whopper Bar in Times Square, the new 24-hour, seven-day-a-week flagship fast food outlet.

Burger King says the NY Pizza Burger contains 420 calories and 24 grams of fat per serving.

Per serving…meaning that the sandwich as a whole equals — drumroll, please — 2,520 calories and 144 grams of fat, making it the fattiest item made available by a national fast food chain.

On the plus side, if you’ve ever wanted to die at the hands of a hamburger, now’s your chance. You could shove the NY Pizza Burger on someone’s face like a pillow, beat them over the head with it, or eat it. Three ways to die. A way easier method of hamburger death than attempting to enrage Mayor McCheese. He’s very zen when it comes to confrontation.