Wednesday, June 30, 2010

DAAAAAAAAAMN! Tiger Gets Mauled In Settlement


Tiger Woods will pay his soon-to-be ex-wife Elin Nordegren $750 million in a record-setting divorce settlement, U.K. newspaper The Sun reports. Nordegren is expected to file for divorce in the next week.

The terms of the settlement also reportedly grant Nordegren primary custody of the couple's two children, daughter Sam, 3, and son Charlie, 1. Woods also enters into an agreement not to bring any new women into the kids' lives or near them unless he has remarried. 

Besides the kids and the cash, Nordegren purportedly receives the family home in Windermere, Fla. (outside of which Woods crashed his car on Thanksgiving Day, leading to the revelations of his serial infidelity); an apartment in Stockholm; and a new, unfinished estate in Jupiter, Fla.,, all worth multimillions.

In exchange, the 30-year-old Swedish swimsuit model agrees to keep her mouth shut about Woods' numerous extramarital affairs. 

Not only is the settlement thought to be the most expensive in history, but it would wipe out nearly three-quarters of Woods' previously estimated fortune of 
$1 billion, although the Sun reports that Nordegren's legal team discovered he was worth much more than that to date.

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